Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Thursday, March 6, 2025
When you're too old to go to the carnival…..
March 06, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, March 5, 2025
A bike, a ramp, and a swimming pool. Always a good idea.....
March 05, 2025

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Maybe take the brick off the accelerator!
March 04, 2025

Daily Darwin: Monday, March 3, 2025
Never waste your money on expensive moving companies when you can do it yourself and save......
March 02, 2025

Daily Darwin: Sunday, March 2, 2025
Sometimes it's a good idea to heed the message on the yellow tape.....
March 01, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, March 1, 2025
Hmmm, road debris vs cemented steel pole. What will Bob choose??
February 28, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, February 28, 2025
Why The "Dukes Of Sweden" didn't last more than one episode....
February 28, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 27, 2025
Don’t let the smoke fool you, keep revving that engine…..
February 26, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Let's face it, the only real reason we get doorbell-cams.....
February 25, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Why use robots when you can use ghosts??
February 19, 2025

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Sorry for the lack of originality today, but we've been busy. Here's a bunch of people falling (mostly off the front porch).....
February 17, 2025

Daily Darwin: Monday, February 17, 2025
That feeling of satisfaction after you've shoveled the driveway.....
February 16, 2025

Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 16, 2025
The "I Trust My Wife Challenge" just sounds like a horrible idea....
February 16, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 15, 2025
When you get out of the car to yell at someone, it's usually a good idea to put the car in Park.....
February 15, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, February 14, 2025
Texas Pony Express rider clotheslines himself on highway sign...
February 14, 2025

Daily Darwin: Monday, February 10, 2025
It's always advisable to look both ways....
February 09, 2025

Daily Darwin: Sunday, February 9, 2025
News anchor loses it over horrible police sketch.....
February 09, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, February 8, 2025
"He's dreamed about this his whole life. Oh, @#%$! That is not good....."
February 07, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, February 7, 2025
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.....
February 07, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, February 6, 2025
Why it's a bad idea, generally, to pull-out in front of a cement mixer....
February 06, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, February 5, 2025
He started to question his entire life.....
February 05, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 29, 2025
"We're going to make sure Chris is okay......"
January 28, 2025

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 28, 2025
White gloves, black uniforms, no plan.....
January 28, 2025

Daily Darwin: Monday, January 27, 2025
When using a swing set, go big or go home......
January 26, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 23, 2025
Tacos delivered right to the front of your car…
January 22, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 22, 2025
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
January 22, 2025

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Why it's a good idea not to put electronics into a microwave oven.....
January 20, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, January 17, 2025
Some people just can't handle the pressure ...
January 17, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 16, 2025
If I only have one ski, so shall you all!
January 16, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Nothing to see here. Just two brothers acting like two brothers.....
January 14, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
What do you mean this is a bad idea???
January 11, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 11, 2025
"A couple idiots on the road trying to block traffic," as narrated by MMA announcer Steve Inman.....
January 11, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, January 10, 2025
Anyone who has been in a sand trap can relate....
January 09, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 9, 2025
Dude really needs to up his Ding Dong Ditch game.....
January 09, 2025

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, January 8, 2025
5-stars. Highly recommend.....
January 08, 2025

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, January 7, 2025
It's always good to emulate what you see on TikTok......
January 07, 2025

Daily Darwin: Monday, January 6, 2025
Many times, the road least traveled is more interesting.....
January 06, 2025

Daily Darwin: Sunday, January 5, 2025
If cartoons aren't real, explain this.....
January 05, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, January 4, 2025
He knew what was about to happen but accepted his fate.....
January 04, 2025

Daily Darwin: Friday, January 3, 2025
"Water bottle challenge with my Dad...."
January 03, 2025

Daily Darwin: Thursday, January 2, 2025
Man screams in terror at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows because he's convinced he's under attack....
January 01, 2025

Daily Darwin: January 1, 2025
The snake trick is undefeated......
January 01, 2025

Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 28, 2024
Hard to tell exactly what is going on here -- except that it's glorious.....
December 28, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, December 27, 2024
A Yuletide celebration of Darwins.....
December 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 26, 2024
Don't do drugs.....
December 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 25, 2024
You can't win if you don't try....
December 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Man trying to dispose of Christmas tree.....
December 24, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, December 23, 2024
Sometimes the auger needs that extra weight to work properly....
December 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 19, 2024
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.....
December 18, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Sometimes the best strategy is never to leave the house.....
December 18, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 17, 2024
The Darwins on Christmas morning.....
December 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, December 16, 2024
Many people don't realize this but taking out the trash is one of the most dangerous things you can do.....
December 15, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 15, 2024
"Is that the lawnmower??"
December 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 14, 2024
We want this guy as our personal trainer......
December 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, December 13, 2024
Remodeling -- it's a couples thing!
December 12, 2024

Daily Darwin Best Of 2024: Friday, December 13, 2024
Our favorites from 2024: Man practices his high-diving skills.....
December 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 12, 2024
"Dawson, that suit doesn't make you invisible....."
December 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 11, 2024
Why women live longer than men.....
December 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 10, 2024
When doing a DIY project, make sure to surround yourself with supportive friends.....
December 10, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, December 9, 2024
How not to remove cactus from your leg....
December 08, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, December 8, 2024
Drunk woman, glued to her phone the entire time, crashes a golf cart into a house—not once, but twice......
December 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, December 7, 2024
Darwin the delivery driver gets fired after throwing a tantrum when he trips over Halloween decorations....
December 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, December 6, 2024
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start commuting by bike.....
December 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, December 5, 2024
Man buys television off of Facebook Marketplace and it turned out to be a Popeyes' digital menu board.....
December 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, December 4, 2024
You think you're having a bad day???
December 04, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, December 3, 2024
Always aim for the trees to help break your fall.....
December 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Could be the best wedding ceremony we've ever seen.....
November 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 26, 2024
You feel a draft??
November 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, November 25, 2024
This one can be best appreciated with three different levels of slow-motion, which we are happy to provide.....
November 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, November 24, 2024
Attempting to jump over a rolling hay bale is always encouraged....
November 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 23, 2024
Who needs metal shelving when you can buy plastic toy bins…
November 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, November 22, 2024
Not certain they thought through the dismount process.....
November 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, November 21, 2024
Get a deposit before you loan your bike....
November 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, November 20, 2024
A Polish Sport Shooting Federation judge accidentally shoots a contestant at a shooting event....
November 20, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Never been much of a classical music fan until now.....
November 19, 2024

Bonus Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Next time leave the manure in the bag....
November 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, November 18, 2024
Dude just saw the opportunity to get a free car wash.....
November 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, November 17, 2024
Dude's having a bad day....
November 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 16, 2024
Props to the bull for giving the rider a second chance....
November 15, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, November 15, 2024
Well, at least things can't get any worse....
November 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, November 14, 2024
What keeps doctors busy: Men + ladders + power tools.....
November 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Extra points were rewarded for the level of difficulty achieved.....
November 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 12, 2024
This is why malls keep closing.....
November 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, November 11, 2024
Parking brakes are for cowards....
November 10, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, November 10, 2024
In his defense, it's not a bad parking job. The problem is the car already in that space....
November 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 9, 2024
It just keeps getting better and better.....
November 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, November 8, 2024
To get you ready for the weekend, we present to you a cavalcade of Darwins.....
November 08, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, November 7, 2024
A thing of beauty.....
November 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, November 6, 2024
At Darwin Towing, we may not be the best but we're always the fastest....
November 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Very helpful advice in the event you fall off a skyscraper....
November 04, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, November 4, 2024
It's that time of year again. Time to bring this guy back....
November 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, November 3, 2024
Dude doesn't even know how to graffiti right.....
November 02, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, November 2, 2024
Revolving door roulette....
November 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, November 1, 2024
The Darwins at Halloween.....
November 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, October 31, 2024
Perfect technique......
October 30, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Cowboy State Daily outdoors reporter Mark Heinz showing up to work yesterday morning....
October 29, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Our guess is that Cheyenne Frontier Days will not be adding this event to their rodeo lineup....
October 29, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, October 28, 2024
Seems like an easy way to make $100.....
October 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, October 27, 2024
Darwins at the bowling alley.....
October 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, October 26, 2024
Man breaks into secure baggage area of airport. Later arrested for being an idiot....
October 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, October 25, 2024
Me trying to make any improvement to my life....
October 24, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, October 24, 2024
Girl saw a spider in her car and jumped out. We would 100% do the same.....
October 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, October 23, 2024
Sometimes you shouldn't try things you see on the Internet.....
October 22, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, October 22, 2024
If Darwin was a character in a movie.....
October 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, October 21, 2024
Longer than we want it to be, but the payoff is worth it.....
October 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, October 20, 2024
This is literally insane....
October 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, October 19, 2024
Although some criticize the methods of new Postal Service, we admire their follow-through....
October 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, October 18, 2024
The kind of ballet we can support.....
October 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, October 14, 2024
"I'm so happy I was recording. No offense....."
October 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, October 13, 2024
No need to introduce it. You know what's going to happen. And yes, we put Free Bird behind it.....
October 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, October 12, 2024
This is a good idea for all married men....
October 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, October 11, 2024
Just give this guy the gold medal....
October 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, October 10, 2024
They say men die earlier than women for some reason.....
October 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, October 9, 2024
The Darwin brothers attempt to steal a car.....
October 08, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, October 5, 2024
The ultimate Darwin couple....
October 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, October 4, 2024
Somewhere off to the side is a woman saying, “why not use this rope?"
October 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, October 3, 2024
Live footage of downtown Cheyenne after a rain storm.....
October 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, October 2, 2024
At least it's efficient.....
October 02, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Just an average day at the pro shop (outside of the falling through the ceiling part)....
October 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, September 30, 2024
You're not supposed to push it!!
September 30, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 29, 2024
Auburn cheerleader backflips into Oklahoma football player during pregame on Saturday, kicks him in the head.....
September 28, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 28, 2024
And we have a winner.....
September 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, September 27, 2024
It's never a bad idea to climb a ladder on top of a table which is on top of a picnic table.....
September 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 26, 2024
Why pay when you can jump the turnstile and get in for free?
September 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 25, 2024
It's always good to have a supportive cameraperson with you when pursuing great achievements.....
September 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 24, 2024
Because one Darwin is never enough, here's a collection of Darwins.....
September 24, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, September 23, 2024
Darwin gets a job at a police sketch artist.....
September 22, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 22, 2024
No one was harmed during this video. The same cannot be said for the vehicle nor the building.....
September 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 21, 2024
Now let's spend a full minute watching this guy wrack himself with a cord....
September 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, September 20, 2024
There are probably better birthday presents than this.....
September 20, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 19, 2024
The new Darwin Rodeo is entertaining....
September 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Golfing with the Darwins....
September 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 17, 2024
If there was only a way this could have been avoided.....
September 16, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, September 16, 2024
It's always a good idea to go exploring in a bear den....
September 16, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 15, 2024
The most important thing is to have the support of your friends....
September 15, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 14, 2024
At Darwin Towing & Service, we get your vehicle unstuck in five seconds or your money back....
September 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, September 13, 2024
Put this guy in the hall of fame.....
September 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 12, 2024
When the security guard can't get him, the outside linebacker steps in.....
September 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 11, 2024
The water hazard on #14 can really sneak up on you.....
September 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 10, 2024
This is our kind of sporting event....
September 10, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, September 9, 2024
Studies have shown that putting your car in Park when you're not in it, can be beneficial.....
September 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 8, 2024
Even the East German judge had to score this one a 10....
September 08, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, September 7, 2024
The party hasn't started until your Cheeze Whiz can catches on fire....
September 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, September 6, 2024
Working out with Darwin....
September 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, September 5, 2024
There are many barriers in life, it's how we deal with them that matters....
September 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Great news! We have excellent water pressure!
September 04, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Don't worry, the phone was not damaged....
September 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, September 2, 2024
Put these guys in the Hall of Fame....
September 02, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, September 1, 2024
At least he's got video proof.....
September 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 31, 2024
To this day, perhaps the greatest wedding ceremony of all time....
August 31, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 27, 2024
I knew I shouldn't have parked my car in the econo-lot.....
August 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, August 26, 2024
Don't be afraid to commit....
August 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 25, 2024
When you are not an engineer, but still think you are one of the best....
August 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 24, 2024
Darwin attempts to jump over a moving vehicle.....
August 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, August 23, 2024
Summer fun with the Darwins....
August 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 22, 2024
Remember, it's always safe to play baseball with fireworks....
August 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 18, 2024
Based on his reaction, it's safe to assume this has happened to Darwin before....
August 18, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 17, 2024
One completely safe way to get rid of your spare fireworks is to stuff all of them into a single tube and light it.....
August 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, August 16, 2024
In his defense, the weather conditions were awful and the container jumped right out at him....
August 16, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 15, 2024
What happens when a junior engineer helps a senior engineer...
August 15, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 14, 2024
When the escalator is too slow, it's up to you to improvise.....
August 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, August 13, 2024
Sitting in a laundry basket and getting shot into a pool from a treadmill at different speeds.....
August 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, August 12, 2024
The only time I've said, "I can do that," while watching the Olympics and was kind of correct....
August 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, August 11, 2024
As a public service, we used two different slow-motion speeds to ensure our viewers understand the correct technique.....
August 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, August 10, 2024
In all fairness, who hasn't this happened to??
August 10, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, August 9, 2024
At Darwin Moving & Storage, quality is not our middle name....
August 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, August 8, 2024
Darwin the dog chews through lithium-ion battery and starts house fire in Tulsa. Thankfully, the pets were able to escape the home through a dog door.
August 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, August 7, 2024
Darwin is quite patriotic....
August 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 28, 2024
Darwin plays with suction cups....
July 28, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 27, 2024
We'll take this over the Olympics.....
July 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, July 26, 2024
The great thing about electric cars is you don't need to be in the car to start driving.....
July 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, July 22, 2024
Gotta admire his dedication to keeping his pool clean....
July 22, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 21, 2024
Darwina may have had too much to drink.....
July 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 20, 2024
We're lower priced at Darwin & Sons because we cut back on waste -- like hard helmets....
July 20, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, July 19, 2024
Denver is in need of a good defensive tackle.....
July 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 18, 2024
Darwin's first day on the job....
July 18, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 17, 2024
“Waiter, next time we’d like a table away from the restrooms, please..."
July 17, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 16, 2024
There is never a reason to hire an electrician when you can just do it yourself and save....
July 16, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, July 15, 2024
Darwin doing tricks....
July 15, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 14, 2024
The most important thing is having friends who have your best interests at heart....
July 14, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 13, 2024
That clock on the wall it rings, it chimes. It's beer thirty, a honky tonk time...
July 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, July 12, 2024
The Darwins go for a ride on their electric scooters...
July 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 11, 2024
The Darwin family has a gender reveal party....
July 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 7, 2024
Actually, if you look at the instruction manual, this is the manufacturer's recommended way of lighting these fireworks.....
July 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 6, 2024
Everything was great until that truck came out of nowhere....
July 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, July 5, 2024
How could anything go wrong with this strategy?
July 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 4, 2024
Let's relive the glorious moment when a malfunction turned a 17-minute fireworks show in San Diego to all blow up in under 30 seconds.....
July 04, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 3, 2024
It's a bold move but some have success in using their car as bait.....
July 03, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 2, 2024
When you've run out of money for fireworks, there are other alternatives....
July 02, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, July 1, 2024
Although a bit obnoxious, the new alarm clock is effective....
July 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 30, 2024
It just keeps getting worse....
June 30, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 29, 2024
Why pay someone to install cabinets when you can do it yourself and save a lot of money?
June 29, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, June 28, 2024
Why hire a professional tree service when you can do it yourself and save money???
June 28, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 27, 2024
It is always a good idea to drive your lawn tractor down a hill and toward a river....
June 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 26, 2024
At least he brought his supportive friends along....
June 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 25, 2024
Dog brings wasp's nest to owner as a gift....
June 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, June 24, 2024
Rarely does a contestant get perfect 10s across the board. This is one of those rare occasions....
June 24, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 23, 2024
So close.....
June 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 22, 2024
"My horoscope said, curb, pole, fireball, fence, explosions…. now it all makes sense..."Â
June 22, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, June 21, 2024
Well that worked out exactly as planned.....
June 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 20, 2024
Thankfully the log is there to break their fall....
June 20, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 13, 2024
Man runs on field at Reds game on Tuesday night, immediately pays for it.....
June 13, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 12, 2024
We've all been there.....
June 12, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 11, 2024
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
June 11, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, June 10, 2024
"Day 52 of throwing a random object at my roommate while he tries to guess what it is...."
June 10, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 9, 2024
Life would be so boring without security cams....
June 09, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 8, 2024
Thank God her friend came to the rescue....
June 08, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, June 7, 2024
The only word we can use to describe this is "glorious"
June 07, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 6, 2024
Either way, it's a great outcome. Kid either gets launched into space or fat guy gets impaled....
June 06, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 5, 2024
Although it is indeed quicker to exit a ladder this way, most experts advise just to step down....
June 05, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 4, 2024
The Darwin brothers....
June 04, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, June 3, 2024
I get by with a little help from my friends....
June 02, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 2, 2024
If this isn't your form when you go down a waterslide, you need to reexamine your life....
June 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 1, 2024
The proper protocol when a warehouse disaster strikes is to immediately pull out your phone to record it and then laugh as thousands of cans of paint crash to the ground....
June 01, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, May 31, 2024
The Darwins finest hour.....
May 31, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 30, 2024
We're not saying this is the best way to use an escalator, but it may be the quickest way....
May 30, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 29, 2024
"Hopefully the porch isn't hollow and we fall through..."
May 29, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 28, 2024
At the Daily Darwin Steakhouse, not only do we blowtorch every meal, but we throw in a free shower at no extra cost....
May 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, May 27, 2024
Well, at least Darwin had a caring wife come to his aid....
May 27, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 26, 2024
Although they're not known necessary for quality of work, the Darwin Discount Cement Company is known for their availability....
May 26, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 25, 2024
The new Darwin Drone automatically choreographs itself to your favorite song....
May 25, 2024

Daily Darwin: Friday, May 24, 2024
Who amongst us hasn't been tazed running away from a cop while drinking a beer and wearing a Burger King crown???
May 24, 2024

Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 23, 2024
Bob’s build a helicopter from used vacuum parts goes awry…
May 23, 2024

Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Although not for everybody, the Darwin Discount Tree Service does have some availability for the Memorial Day weekend...
May 22, 2024

Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Although the official manual says to use the stairs, in Bob's defense, this is a quicker method....
May 21, 2024

Daily Darwin: Monday, May 20, 2024
Domino Darwin....
May 20, 2024

Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 19, 2024
They're not for everybody, but for that client looking to save, Darwin Discount Homebuilders offers a viable alternative....
May 19, 2024

Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 18, 2024
There are easier ways to steal quarters...
May 18, 2024