Daily Darwin
Daily salute to the stupidest among us.
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Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 18, 2024
Darwin's first day on the job....
July 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 17, 2024
“Waiter, next time we’d like a table away from the restrooms, please..."
July 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 16, 2024
There is never a reason to hire an electrician when you can just do it yourself and save....
July 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 15, 2024
Darwin doing tricks....
July 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 14, 2024
The most important thing is having friends who have your best interests at heart....
July 14, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 13, 2024
That clock on the wall it rings, it chimes. It's beer thirty, a honky tonk time...
July 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 9, 2024
They walk among us.....
July 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 8, 2024
The Darwin brothers resolve conflict....
July 08, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, July 7, 2024
Actually, if you look at the instruction manual, this is the manufacturer's recommended way of lighting these fireworks.....
July 07, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, July 6, 2024
Everything was great until that truck came out of nowhere....
July 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, July 5, 2024
How could anything go wrong with this strategy?
July 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, July 4, 2024
Let's relive the glorious moment when a malfunction turned a 17-minute fireworks show in San Diego to all blow up in under 30 seconds.....
July 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, July 3, 2024
It's a bold move but some have success in using their car as bait.....
July 03, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, July 2, 2024
When you've run out of money for fireworks, there are other alternatives....
July 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, July 1, 2024
Although a bit obnoxious, the new alarm clock is effective....
July 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 30, 2024
It just keeps getting worse....
June 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 29, 2024
Why pay someone to install cabinets when you can do it yourself and save a lot of money?
June 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 28, 2024
Why hire a professional tree service when you can do it yourself and save money???
June 28, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 27, 2024
It is always a good idea to drive your lawn tractor down a hill and toward a river....
June 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 26, 2024
At least he brought his supportive friends along....
June 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 25, 2024
Dog brings wasp's nest to owner as a gift....
June 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 24, 2024
Rarely does a contestant get perfect 10s across the board. This is one of those rare occasions....
June 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 23, 2024
So close.....
June 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 22, 2024
"My horoscope said, curb, pole, fireball, fence, explosions…. now it all makes sense..."Â
June 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 15, 2024
Put this game in the Hall of Fame now!
June 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, June 14, 2024
As least the Darwins have a sense of humor....
June 14, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 13, 2024
Man runs on field at Reds game on Tuesday night, immediately pays for it.....
June 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 12, 2024
We've all been there.....
June 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 11, 2024
"Outside of getting stuck in a chairlift right under a ruptured water pipe, it was a great trip..."
June 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 10, 2024
"Day 52 of throwing a random object at my roommate while he tries to guess what it is...."
June 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, June 6, 2024
Either way, it's a great outcome. Kid either gets launched into space or fat guy gets impaled....
June 06, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, June 5, 2024
Although it is indeed quicker to exit a ladder this way, most experts advise just to step down....
June 05, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, June 4, 2024
The Darwin brothers....
June 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, June 3, 2024
I get by with a little help from my friends....
June 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, June 2, 2024
If this isn't your form when you go down a waterslide, you need to reexamine your life....
June 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, June 1, 2024
The proper protocol when a warehouse disaster strikes is to immediately pull out your phone to record it and then laugh as thousands of cans of paint crash to the ground....
June 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 31, 2024
The Darwins finest hour.....
May 31, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 30, 2024
We're not saying this is the best way to use an escalator, but it may be the quickest way....
May 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 29, 2024
"Hopefully the porch isn't hollow and we fall through..."
May 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 28, 2024
At the Daily Darwin Steakhouse, not only do we blowtorch every meal, but we throw in a free shower at no extra cost....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 27, 2024
Well, at least Darwin had a caring wife come to his aid....
May 27, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 26, 2024
Although they're not known necessary for quality of work, the Darwin Discount Cement Company is known for their availability....
May 26, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 25, 2024
The new Darwin Drone automatically choreographs itself to your favorite song....
May 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 24, 2024
Who amongst us hasn't been tazed running away from a cop while drinking a beer and wearing a Burger King crown???
May 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 23, 2024
Bob’s build a helicopter from used vacuum parts goes awry…
May 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Although not for everybody, the Darwin Discount Tree Service does have some availability for the Memorial Day weekend...
May 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Although the official manual says to use the stairs, in Bob's defense, this is a quicker method....
May 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 20, 2024
Domino Darwin....
May 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 19, 2024
They're not for everybody, but for that client looking to save, Darwin Discount Homebuilders offers a viable alternative....
May 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 18, 2024
There are easier ways to steal quarters...
May 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 17, 2024
Anticipating a few errant shots, Bob packed extra balls for the round....
May 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, May 13, 2024
The smart money is on the turkey...
May 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, May 12, 2024
Put these guys in the Hall of Fame now....
May 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 11, 2024
Three cheers to whoever invented security cams and whoever invented slow motion replay....
May 11, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 10, 2024
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance....
May 10, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 9, 2024
Sometimes it's a good idea not to touch it, if you don't know what it is....
May 09, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 8, 2024
It's always good to know the water jets are working on the hot tub....
May 08, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, May 4, 2024
Two barefoot guys playing soccer with a bowling ball on an asphalt court full of Legos....
May 04, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, May 3, 2024
Man attempts to jump house with motorcycle...
May 03, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, May 2, 2024
Worst ceremonial pitch in baseball history??
May 02, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Absolutely nothing could go wrong here....
May 01, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 30, 2024
There's nothing wrong with being optimistic....
April 30, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 29, 2024
Remember, it's not mandatory to close the back door after loading up in a moving van. It's only suggestion....
April 29, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 25, 2024
Some would say bad form. We say, he's just approaching it differently....
April 25, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 24, 2024
When doing an impersonation of Tarzan, usually some athleticism or coordination is beneficial...
April 24, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Oh good. Door Dash is here....
April 23, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 22, 2024
Who says we're losing the space race??
April 22, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 21, 2024
The solar panels are working out great. Plus, they're good for the environment!!
April 21, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 20, 2024
Making Tik Tok videos is always a worthwhile endeavor....
April 20, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 19, 2024
I wouldn't worry about it. Those cracks in the ceiling are just cosmetic....
April 19, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 18, 2024
Oftentimes not the preferred delivery method, but when speed is paramount there's no beating these guys...
April 18, 2024
Daily Darwin: Wednesday, April 17, 2024
UPDATE: The gate is still undefeated....
April 17, 2024
Daily Darwin: Tuesday, April 16, 2024
When muffin mix strikes back.....
April 16, 2024
Daily Darwin: Monday, April 15, 2024
It was a great day. Had a minor problem at the end. But nothing worth mentioning.....
April 15, 2024
Daily Darwin: Sunday, April 14, 2024
When you have large construction needs but money is an issue, you should always consider low-cost alternatives....
April 14, 2024
Daily Darwin: Saturday, April 13, 2024
Numerous lawsuits aside, this moving service does have availability next week...
April 13, 2024
Daily Darwin: Friday, April 12, 2024
That wire may not have been made for pull ups....
April 12, 2024
Daily Darwin: Thursday, April 11, 2024
These are the guys you want cooking at your next barbecue....
April 11, 2024