âNow, dear reader in bidding you adieu, will say: should you not be pleased with the substance of this book, Iâve got nothing to say in defence, as I gave you the best I had in my little shop, but before you criticise it from a literary standpoint, bear in mind that the writer had fits until he was ten years of age, and hasnât fully recovered from the effects.â
Thus ended the autiobiography of one of the Westâs great characters.
The subject of the book and its authorâincluding that bit of humorâis Chas. (Charlie) A. Siringo. He is best remembered for his years as a detective, undercover agent, and manhunter with the Pinkerton Agency. His assignments ranged from Alaska to Mexico City, and he is credited with more than 100 arrests.
Siringoâs most famous Pinkerton case was most likely his pursuit of Butch Cassidy and his accomplices in robbing trains.
âI closed the Union Pacific train robbery case after having traveled more than 25,000 miles by rail, vehicles, afoot, and on horseback, and after being on the operation constantly for about four years,â Siringo said.
âThe âWild Bunchâ during these four years were pretty well scattered, many being put in their graves and others in prison,â he added.
Siringo wrote about his adventures as a Pinkerton man in A Cowboy Detective, which caused him untold grief with his former employer for violating confidentiality agreements even though much of the book was fictionalized to protect names and identities. He wrote other books as well in later years.
But the book that opened this story was written long before all that, and covers Siringoâs earlier life.
The autobiography carries an ambitious title, A Texas Cow Boy or, Fifteen Years on the Hurricane Deck of a Spanish Pony. Taken from Real Life by Chas. A. Siringo, an Old Stove Up âCow Puncherâ Who Has Spent Nearly Twenty Years on the Great Western Cattle Ranges.
The book was published in 1885, making its âOld Stove Up Cow Puncherâ author, born in 1855, 30 years old.
Siringo spent his early years on the Matagorda Peninsula in Texas, then in St. Louis, and New Orleans for a time.
Raised by a single mother in dire poverty, Siringo was often on his own to fend for himself as a youngster. He returned to Texas in 1871 and hired on as a cowhand on Shanghai Pierceâs âRancho Grande.â
The place âwas considered one of the largest ranches in the whole state of Texas,â Siringo wrote. âTo give you an idea of its size, will state, that the next year after I went to work we branded twenty-five thousand calvesâthat is, just in one season.â
When Rancho Grande was sold, the young cowboy worked at other ranches, and spent time branding mavericks, including applying his own brand to some, which made him âfeel like a young cattle king.â
But he added, âThe only trouble was they were scattered over too much wild territory and mixed up with so many other cattle. When a fellow branded a Mavrick in those days it was a question whether he would ever see or realize a nickel for it.â He did not, and spent most of his time broke and moving from job to job.
At one point, Siringo decided to give up the cowboy life and become a shipâs captain. As part of a questionableâdownright criminal, truth be toldâseries of horse trades, he acquired a seagoing boat.
âNow kind reader you no doubt think that a shabby trick,â Siringo wrote of the horse trades. âIf so, all I can say is âsuch is life in the far west.â â
He made a few voyages out into Matagorda Bay, acquiring melons which he sold upriver. His other schemes to haul freight failed, and he ended up abandoning the boat high and dry on the prairie following a failed attempt to haul it on rollers on a portage between rivers.
Siringo then âwent to work again on my own hook, skinning cattle and branding Mavricks . . . . Cattle died pretty badly that winter and therefore I made quite a pile of money, besides branding a great many Mavricks.â
But the money was soon gone and Siringo was back to cowboy work, including driving herds north to Kansas, and acting as trail boss as he gained experience. He later spent a great deal of time wandering the wilds of New Mexico in search of cattle stolen from Texas ranches, where he crossed paths on occasion with the outlaw Billy the Kid.
Siringoâs book includes a chapter titled âA true sketch of âBilly the Kidâsâ life.â
In the final chapter, Siringo bosses a herd up the trail to Caldwell, Kansas, where he stayed for a time and purchased property.
Planning a return visit to Texas, he traveled to St. Louis to see his mother and sister for the first time in years. Back in the Lone Star State, he visited friends and family then returned to Caldwell.
In the midst of plans to go back to Texas and gather a herd to drive north, Siringo âfell head over heels in love with a pretty little fifteen-year old, black-eyed miss.â They were engaged three days after meeting, then it was off to Texas to bring up a herd of three thousand cattle.
A return trip was in the offing, but Siringo said he âsuddenly swore off cow punching . . . . The next day I rented a vacant room on Main Street and, rolling up my sleeves and putting on a pair of suspenders, the first I had ever worn, started out as a merchantâon a six-bit scale. Thus one cow-puncher takes a sensible tumble and drops out of the ranks.â
But, as history shows, the tumble did not last. There were more Old West adventures in store for Charlie Siringo. But those are stories for another day.
R.B. Miller can be reached at WriterRodMiller@gmail.com