After raccoons tried unsuccessfully to break into the covered bed of a Minnesota manâs Cybertruck, he went online to brag the the vehicle had proven itself âraccoon-proof.â
It didnât take long for thousands of responders to point out that while his Cybertruck may be secure from raccoons, the troublemaking critters apparently think the Cybertruck looks like a dumpster.
People started teasing him, saying the trash pandas went after the Cybertruck in the first place because it looks similar to the garbage dumpsters theyâre used to raiding.
Some Wyoming auto experts say thatâs not an unfair assessment.
âI do think the Cybertruck, in a certain light, looks exactly like a dumpster,â automotive writer Aaron Turpen of Cheyenne told Cowboy State Daily.
Automotive journalist Vince Bodiford agreed.
He believes the raccoons could have tried to break into the vehicle because they âmay have really thought it was a garbage dumpster. I get it, itâs a mistake thatâs understandable,â said Bodiford, who runs theweekenddrive.com, an online automotive magazine based in Cheyenne and Detroit.
Social Media Backlash
After a recent camping trip in Minnesota, Cybertruck owner Nic Cruz Patane posted on X (formerly Twitter) that raccoons had tried to tear open the panel covering the vehicleâs bed. Their muddle footprints are all over the Cybertruckâs bed cover.
Although they did considerable damage to the panel, they werenât able to breach it, Patane posted.
He bragged that his Cybertruck had been proven âraccoon-proof.â
But that claim backfired on him in the social media sphere. People started chiding him for owning a vehicle that raccoons think is a dumpster.
Turpen said heâs seen some of the online blowback, and itâs entertaining.
âIâve seen the memes, itâs hilarious,â he said.
Bodiford said the Cybertruck dissing was likely deserved, because the vehicle just doesnât fit the pickup mold.
Going all the way back to the first Ford Model T trucks in the early 1900s, pickups have shared a common linage, he said.
âIf you follow the design of that particular pickup, the original Model T, every new iteration of the pickup truck has made sense, itâs got some sort of utility connection to that very first pickup,â he said.
Not so with the Cybertruck, Bodiford said.
âThe Cybertruck doesnât have a logical connection to anything resembling a pickup truck,â he said. âI do think it has more in common with a dumpster than a pickup.â
âMagic White Fluffberriesâ
Raccoons are the ultimate opportunists and likely went after the Cybertruck because the smelled something yummy inside, wildlife rescuer Patricia Wyer told Cowboy State Daily.
âThere must have been something in the vehicle that drew them in,â said Wyer, who runs the Broken Bandit Wildlife Center near Cheyenne.
Although the idea that the raccoons were drawn to the Cybertruck because they thought was a dumpster is hysterical, raccoons will try breaking into just about anything that has food in it, she said.
Over the years, sheâs taken in many raccoons and said thereâs one thing in particular they find irresistible â marshmallows.
âIâm pretty sure there were marshmallows in the Cybertruck, because raccoons really love marshmallows,â she said. âThey love the sweet flavor of them. We call marshmallows âmagic white fluffberriesâ here at the rescue center.â
The âBlade Runnerâ Angle Fell Flat
Bodiford said if Cybertrucks really do look like dumpsters to raccoons, and marshmallows are a raccoon magnet, then taking a Cybertruck with marshmallows in it camping in Wyoming would be a doubly bad idea.
âIf thatâs the case, then you probably shouldnât drive one into Yellowstone,â he said.
Turpen said he understands what Cybertruck producer Elon Musk was going for with the vehicleâs design, but itâs turned out to be a huge miss, at least in Wyoming.
âHe was going for the âBlade Runnerâ look,â Turpen said, referencing the classic Sci-Fi film. âAs a nerd, I understand that, but I think Cybertrucks are over-hyped and over-priced.â
Cybertruckâs Bed Vault is raccoon proof :raccoon:
— Nic Cruz Patane (@niccruzpatane) July 12, 2024
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Mark Heinz can be reached at mark@cowboystatedaily.com.